Caught with my pants up!

Well, Mr Clarkson can now be safe in the knowledge that for the near future anyway, I shall be fully clothed whilst watching him perform on his top show. The missus returned a tad earlier than expected to find me sat in my grundies nursing a can McEwans Export. Needless to say she wasn't best pleased with my attire especially as she had the mother-in-law in tow. However I do think her reaction was a little over the top as the pants I was wearing were what I would consider to be one of my top pairs. Hmm, it must be something else I'd done. The socks I was wearing? My days of the week socks? Ah, Tuesday socks on a Sunday... that must be it... I was wearing Tuesday socks on a Sunday!