Wednesday 15 July 2009

Whose Whine Is It Anyway?

I must admit I haven't watched Eastenders in a little while so please excuse me if I'm a little behind the curve but I was rather surprised to see that Josie Lawrence of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" fame has joined the bunch of Cockney whinge bags on the square. I thought it a rather odd casting but having had a bit of a think about it, I see it as a rather astute move by BBC management. Given the budget constraints on the Beeb, what better cost cutting measure than to ditch the writers and have the cast improvise the plot themselves?

Dear Auntie Beeb, may I be so bold as to make some other casting suggestions to aid you in your cutting of costs? How's about Paul Merton as a replacement for that slime ball Ian Beale. Clive Anderson would make a great bullyboy Phil Mitchell and Sandy Toxvig a sterling choice for busty barmaid Peggy Mitchell, with the help of a bumper set of prosthetic breasts of course.

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