Scrumptious Butcher Meat

Ok, I admit it, I have a thing for Pat Evans (nee Butcher) of Eastenders fame. I know she's mutton dressed as mutton but I can't help it, she's just lovely! She's strong and dominant (just like my other lady love, Maggie Thatcher) but with a heart of the purest gold and the largest hoop earrings, so tacky they'd even make Gerald Ratner shudder.

There's one 'enders episode in question I play over and over again in my slumber. I dream I'm the lovable rough Frank Butcher standing there at Fat Pat's back door completely starkers bar a rotating dickie bow in an attempt to win her affection.

"Pat, take me back Pat. Please take me back Pat. I love you!"

But in my dreams... she never does... I plead and beg but she never does.